Members of the Licktoad tribe in the Brinestump Marsh discovered one of their tribe goblins was engaged in writing! And what’s more, he was writing about the Licktoad tribe! Well, since everbody knows that words steal thoughts from your head, this goblin was branded by those same letters on his face and named Scribbleface, then he was exiled from the village. When the rest of the goblins were going through his hut, Chief Renwattle Gutwad found a box inside. When he opened the box, he found a bunch of fireworks and a treasure map that looked like there was a possibility of there being more fireworks!
Chief Gutwad removed the items and the hut was burned down using the fireworks, which was fun for all. He then called a feast to drive out the remaining bad spirits and secretly called four special goblins to meet with him: Reta Bigbad (fighter), Chuffy (rogue), Buggy (witch), and Poog (cleric). In the chief’s moot house, His Mighty Girthness himself, sitting in his tall Teeter Chair, spoke directly to the goblins instead of using Slorb, his second-in-command. He tells them that up the coast, there is a place where more fireworks are, and that to watch out for the giant spider in the forest. He also warns the party that if they don’t come back with the fireworks, he will feed them to the village boar. Slorb supplies them with the treasure map and they go outside to join the feast.
During the feast, there were a whole bunch of dares, the types that goblins normally engage in. Buggy is dared to eat a bag of poisonous bull slugs real quick. Buggy eats the entirety of the bag, without even removing the poisonous parts, without even getting sick, so he is awarded the Gorge of Gluttons by the chief. Next up, Poog runs through the Rusty Earbiter, a contraption made up of rusty metal and other sharp things. The cleric dumped his head into a vat of slippery mud and ran through, getting stuck a couple of times and suffering some injuries, but getting out within the time limit. For his trouble, he received the Chief’s Personal Very Useful Robe That Is Useful. Up next was Reta who was dared to engage in a session of Hide or Get Clubbed. She slipped into the nearby forest and stealthily managed to evade her goblin pursuers until they got bored and wandered back to the village. For winning the dare, she received the Ring That Lets You Climb Real Good. And lastly, Chuffy was dared to Dance with Squealy Nord. He rode the piglet and even stood on its back, but was then dumped off at the last minute. He did not receive any prize. The feast ended and everybody fell asleep.